Do you want to feel well-read and sophisticated? Yes. Do you want to actually take the time to become well read? Of course not. Let me read all those old timey books for you and instead just read my irreverent chapter-by-chapter summaries in this groan fest of a blog! This way you get to say things at parties like “WhAt!?! yOu’Ve NEVER rEaD tHiS bOrInG 200-yEaR-oLd BoOk!!?!?!” and feel better than everyone!

About the Author

Jim Brewster was born at a very early age and gradually became older. He decided to put his literacy to good use by posting summaries of movies and books on Facebook. His friends gave glowing feedback such as “They were not completely terrible.” Now he has decided to use his inability to take anything seriously to make a blog so he can feel all smug and pleased with himself for having a blog.